November 2011
1 post
Yelping with Cormac: The Apple Store →
yelpingwithcormac:
Union Square - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Two stars.
Given the way my uncle died havin a drink directly after his funeral just didnt seem right so I went for a walk instead. One of them downtowns where all there is is stores. Came across a store was a big…
September 2011
1 post
2 tags
August 2011
3 posts
2 tags
Yesssssss →
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
“In a man’s single day are all the days
of time from that unimaginable
first day,...”
– James Joyce by Jorge Luis Borges
“The one thing that I admire about Hitler is that he never took any shit from...”
– Larry David (via dailycurb)
May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
3 posts
I want this. →
March 2011
12 posts
Guam
Mom: It’s 78 in Guam
Me: ?? Too bad we are in NJ
Mom: Its already Sat and is 609am
Me: My aren’t we full of Guam knowledge
Mom: Clocked stopped here. Cked time on web. Saw time zones. Saw Guam. Clicked and rest is history
I need this entire outfit, stat →
I live the best life.
Claude: Why have you been on spring break for the past seven months?
Me: Hahahaha I know. Im actually on spring break now, when I went to Turks and Caicos I just skipped class
Claude: Jesus Christ, I was referring to Florida and #LaurenLifeSkills. You're worse than Charlie Sheen.
February 2011
10 posts
“A man walking in the rain eating a banana. Where is he coming from. Where is he...”
– “Stories”, John Edgar Wideman
yo, i love tUnE-yArDs. and not just because their... →
“You are standing on a train platform. A fear of missing the train, a slavery to...”
– Colson Whitehead, The Intuitionist
“I gave a Christmas party last year— well, two Christmases ago— where...”
– R. Kelly. ATTENDING A PARTY EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO THAT IS MY NEW #1 LIFE GOAL
January 2011
7 posts
WatchThis will always be one of my favorite scenes from TV, hands down.
1 tag
“She was sick of lunch and dinner and wanted only picnics. Wanted baguettes,...”
– The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
I miss Microsoft Paint. →
December 2010
5 posts
WatchThis made me emotional, in a good, Christmas-spirit way.
thedailywhat:
Christmas Miracle of the Day: From The New York Times comes the heartwarming tale of a charming couple from Chelsea who mistakenly received hundreds of letters addressed to Santa and decided to try and fulfill them.
[h/t: inothernews.]
American Girl Doll
Mom: sorry to bother u. do u want your American doll 4 your kids? or donate? I respect your decision. Take your time to think about it.xox
